Since sometime long prior to recorded history religious/superstitious wingnuts have loved blaming natural and manmade disasters on the sins of man (and woman - especially woman). Even in the present day. Pat Robertson blamed 9/11 on pagans, abortionists, feminists & gays and lesbians, he also blamed the Haiti earthquake on a Haitian "pact with the devil." More recently Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said that earthquakes are caused by "immodestly dressed women" a theory that was tested and disproved. So they have all these bizarre theories that say x causes y and, in the words of Monty Python, "sheep bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes" but what about oil?
So Barack Obama announces in March plans to expand offshore drilling in fact the "largest expansion of our nation's available offshore oil and gas supplies in three decades.” Then on Tuesday April 20 there was an oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexio which killed several people and started a large fire. On Thursday, April 22 the rig sank and an oil spill began. So, although the incident started on Tuesday the oil didn't start spilling until Thursday. Thursday also happened to be Earth Day. Earth Day is a holiday celebrated in the United States since 1970. It was inspired by an oil spill off California in 1969 - the same oil spill that inspired many of the restrictions on offshore drilling (see start of paragraph if I'm losing you at all). Now that oil slick (which is still growing) is threatening fragile ecosystems and the fragile economy of Texas and Louisianna!
WOW! What an amazing string of seemingly interconnected coincidences!
What, you're probably asking yourself if I've set this up properly at all, what are the fundamentalist religious wingnuts saying about this one?? Would you believe um ... nothing. Pat Robertson is a Republican, Republicans love oil. Cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi is Iranian which means that a good chunk of his money comes, directly or indirectly, from oil and apparently neither of them or any of the multitude of other diviners of God's messages to man see anything to comment on here at all.
God may hate pagans, abortionists, feminists & gays and lesbians and immodestly dressed women but god loves oil and those who produce and consume it. Fear not, buy a hummer.
















